Mommy, remember when Josiah vominated yesterday?

Actually, I'm going to wait for daddy to wipe my butt.
Oh ok...Daddy does a better job?
Yeah, because last time you didn't wipe my butt very well.

Butt wiping ... A for Daddy. F for Mommy.

I very love you in the world. - Luke

Luke's theories on dinosaurs:

Luke: "Did you know in the book it says no one knows how dinosaurs died... BUT I DO!"(He's convinced of meteoroids.)

Julie: "Dinosaurs can't eat people because they died already."
Luke: "But it's ok... did you know that God made dinosaurs after they died?"