"A long time ago I lived in South America, but it was too hot so now I live in Russia." - luke 

"Zachary's penis is the smallest. Mine is medium." 

"who has the biggest penis in the family?" 

"Daddy" - Josiah

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I didn't get to do my art because I spent a whole hour with Daddy.

What were you doing?"

Trying to go to the bathroom. 

Nov 2021

Josiah: "You win when you drop the egg and then a chick comes out" (egg / spoon game)